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I swear, the best thing about cooking sugary stuff around the holidays is having that one tiny taste of the raw ingredients. So it came to me...

Why not invent a snack that is nothing but raw ingredients when it's finished?

God I love being an adult...

Ingredients

• Butter (2 sticks ought to do it)
• Sugar (half a cup)
• Hershey's Double Chocolate Sundae Syrup (1 tbsp)

That's right, you heard me dough ingredients. Bug off!

Preparation

Cut the butter up. Make it as un-stick-of-butter-like as possible.


Keep mashing.


Once you've got it mashed up enough, it should be kind of clumpy. Pour a quarter cup of sugar evenly over the top.


Mix it so that the sugar is spread uniformly throughout the butter clumps.


Now add the rest of the sugar.


MMMMMmmmMMMmmmm


Now add the chocolate.


Mix.




Eat.


I looked at the nutrition facts of all the ingredients and compiled them together weighted appropriately...

Remember, it's the season for giving...so give yourself a heart attack AND a seizure.

........*No sound heard*..........

Hey! It's low on sodium! That means it must be perfectly healthy for you!

2010 calories on purpose? o_O

This is the new weight-gaining trick for football players.

Of course not- By O'Harean time, it's year 10.

Also, this was originally posted in 2003 or so.

@eofpi no it wasn't...

It was originally made in December of 2005.

I thought it was something more like that.

God I love being an adult.... XD

So, on a scale of greasy would you rate it as; oily hair, old fat in the pan, [enter name of sleazy celebrity here and allow laughter to follow], an 80's musical or EXPLOSION OF MOUNT GREASE UPON THE VILLAGE THAT DWELLS QUIETLY BELLOW (now in 3D).

I am totally going to make this tonight. or tomorrow. or whenever I remember it a month or so from now.

You know, if we were to replace about half the butter with milk and half an egg...

that would defeat the purpose of the treat. the ingredients would mix...

Now that looks totally gross.
Somehow I'm in LOVE with this though.

I'm sure I put that many calories away in one sitting given that I eat like one of my favorite foods, the pig. The bacon, she-a calls to me. As long as it has no trans fats, just cis fats, I'm fine with it. lol

I was out of good sugary snacks and the nearby campus market was closed. I became desperate. I caved, and did a very, very bad thing. I made them.



I had to substitute chocolate syrup for Nutella, though, which is heavenly if anyone is ever tempted to try this.

Dammit Christine! You made me notice this post! Now I'm going to get fat. ;-;

Maybe I should have added a disclaimer onto my post like to the one on the top of article itself... :P

I'm making it right now. Oh God...