Find a word in the dictionary, then make an acronym for it.
Doesn't have to make sense.

DOG - Dirty Oval Grass

Nerd
No energy-rising drinks

moon overlords need killer engineering yodellers

monkey

H.U.M.A.N.

Huge Undulating Mindbogglingly Awesome Nutcracker

rap-Retards Attempting Poetry (I'll admit-not mine)
dog-Dolls On a Grill

KONAMI

Killing Of Nerds and Massive Infinites
XD

Facebook
Full Ace Cards, Even Before Openings, Only Kill.

REM

Ridiculously Extreme Machoism

Acronym-Abbreviated Code Rarely Or Never Yielding Meaning
from here.

Super Happy Inner Nagging That's Overwhelming

SHINTO

smiley
Super Milestone In [the] Language [of] Everyday Youth

NAMCO

Nerds And Monkeys Chug Ovaltine

Viking.
Vicious inklings kill igloo nuking grues.

Chewing Hewed Incense Never, Ever Seemed Epic

CHINESE

Even more appropriate since I have Incense in there.
^^^^^^^ EMASIHIIT??? lololol

Paradise
Please ask readily and do input silly electronics?

LHC

Lollipops Hugging Cows
Licking Huge Cows
Legalism Hugs California
Low Hegemons Collection

MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
with apologies to Blake

Psh didn't fool me.
Go Linux!

I agree from the bottom of my heart.

Please Leave Acronyms, not Text

PLANT

Dumpf:
Deep underground military protection facility.
The f is silent, like in knife.

Don't you pronounce the f at the end of knife? the P is silent in Dumpf.

Family guy reference.

MOUSETRAP

Mice Often, Unfortunately Slip Eventually...The Rodents Always Pay

IPOD

Irish Pub: Open Drinking
:P