...and he said, "I hate rainbows. They're always crawling up your butt and...oh. You meant rainBOWS? My bad."

meanwhile, the other Newtonian laws were discussing the disappearance of the second.

Newton's first law was beside himself with fury, exclaiming....

"If we allow our comrades to disappear so easily, the rest of us will soon be out of our jobs!"

...and they ate cake...

And then got fired.

BOOM!

The universe imploded, and a new one started. New laws were elected (hinthintantigravityhinthint), and time proceeded as normal.

With the new democratic-type election of physical laws, the law of conservation of energy was voted out of order. Then...

Time travel theorists started a lobby against general relativity.

But they were all killed by a time traveler before they could finish the vote. The paradox caused...

...was nonexistant, for general relativity was never elected, even without the lobby.

They all died.

Next chapter?

CHAPTER XLII:
As the chapter was being created, it was voted that the rest of the chapters will all be XLII.

Earth was formed.

and five minutes later destroyed.

By Steve Jobs.

at which point a new commercial aired: "Need to replace your planet? There's an app for that!"

... Which nobody bought, because there was no internet or phone lines.

(inb4 Hitchhiker's reference)

So zombie Steve went from door to door, and from grave to grave, selling whatever it is that iPads use as external data storage. (I honestly don't know)