Stop messing with Du'Deman. I know it's fun, but Hannibal was Rome's biggest enemy. He ruled Carthage.

Okay, so Lord Sutekh placed Hannibal in charge of the largest army ever to be gathered. I wouldn't have used the word ruled, I would have said commanded.

Hannibal had requested for a corps of war elephant-equipped warriors as well as the massive army.

He also wanted to take over his homeland, Carthage (now part of Tunisia) first.

However, after his secret requesting agent did not return for 67 hours, Hannibal knew something was amiss.

So he decided to communicate with Khan Noonien Singh, his right hand man, who had genetically engineered his army

Hannibal then realized that his supply-man was a mole! Together with Khan, he vowed to find the mole, by hook or by crook!

Meanwhile, on Mars...

a life organism had mysteriously mutated from a strong burst of radiation coming from the Crab pulsar...

and immediately grew to the size of the United States.

It had seven and a half visual sensors (I call them visual sensors because they look like hands) and many, many villi.

the monster
(whom we shall call Orgh) jumped down onto Earth and squished the mole.
Hannibal and Khan searched fruitlessly for it for 5 whole years until...

Meanwhile, Lord Sutekh traveled on a secret journey to find the Yuka Oracle. He knew that if he could find the Oracle, the secrets to destroying his enemy could be revealed.

Unfortunately for him, the Oracle was only a made up legend.
Lord Sutekh traveled in vain for 9 years, and was finally eaten by a tiger in India.

The tiger then traveled to Egypt and claimed Sutekh's empire.

Orgh then stomped the tiger flat and took over its empire.

Who's Orgh?

Soon, the empire was engaged in a massive civil war

which finally ended in a nuclear explosion!

Cairo was devastated and the Provisional Free Government of Egypt was moved to Alexandria

The Government had created a plan to retake Egypt from the rebels

But the rebels were all to aware of this plan, so they decided to...

siege the headquarters

but a large mutant ninja turtle burst from the crust of the earth, foaming with magma, blocking their path.

The turtle was sent by their immortal foes...the Animators