I call Japan and Korea.

China, India, Russia, France (it surrendered immediately, okay?), Canada, and the US are mine!

From the one introduction thread:





That seems rather excessive, I mean, other people might want to make some claims, give them a chance. I didn't jump out and claim Africa, The Sun, or other things yet. I'm waiting for people to have a chance so that it's more fair. Be a sport.

If we are expanding this to the Universe, I claim Vulcan, Romulus, Remus, the Klingon Homeworld, and the Delta Quadrant.
EDIT: I claimed it. See a later post.

I call BeNeLux.

I call Australia and the 7 Sisters. I also call the parallel dimension in which D&D occurs.

All of Africa, the North and South Pole, Neptune, and Pluto!

Crap, that's what I get for being nice. Now I need to think of what else I'd want on Earth...

If Earth is going so quickly, then I also call Norway, Sweden, Finland, Denmark, and Iceland.

Hmm, I see problems occurring when whole continents are claimed in one fell swoop. If we have any intention of not letting this thread devolve into chaos, we should really probably set some sort of limit.

If we really don't care if this thread devolves into chaos, then I'll go ahead and claim all unclaimed coastline and bodies of water, including the naval bases that exist there. I also claim the moon as a future base of operations. I'll take Greece, Honduras, and Brazil as well. Oh, and let's through Coruscant, Kamino, and the Kuat Drive Yards in as well.

*sigh*

I claim The Sun. To receive sunlight you must now pay a fee. This fee is per unit of land, and this fee proportional to how much land you have. So the amount you must pay increases with the amount of land you have, squared.

This fee will no longer be in effect if niceness ensues.

What? I gave away most of the EU!
Now that we are expanding this...I claim Vulcan, Romulus, the Beta Quadrant, Alpha Centauri, Sirius, Regulus, Arcuturus, Epsilon Eridani and Qo'nos

I hereby surrender my claim to one-half of Australia. The half that I am surrendering control of is whatever half somebody else wants.

Please allow me to have the mantle, inner core, outer core, and all but the top meter of crust.
Get ready for Richter overflows. You know you want to. It's called masochism.

My problem is that the Earth is being divided up completely within a page. It took at least four pages to get to this point last time. (Granted, I started getting ridiculous at that point, but so did everyone else. The point is that if this isn't drawn out, it'll die even quicker than the last one.)

I surrender Finland and Belgium.

why are we splitting up earth/universe?

And how are you going to stop sunlight from reaching our land masses if we don't pay this fee?
*pays the fee for now*

I claim The Milky Way.

Some religious tomes suggest the meek shall inherit the Earth. We are the meek, more likely than not, therefore the Earth will be ours. Now it's just a question of how it will be split up.

Anyone who owns and controls the Sun can do whatever they want with it. With a high enough level of mastery in science, you could black out certain portions of the sun. Alternatively, a really big sunroof.

I was just going to be a jerk and blow it up, actually...

I call the cores (Unless Apollyon decides to come back and get the ones he already called). I also call the mantle and the crust. Also all subduction zones, CERN, and Google.

I also reserve the Mediterranean coast from Turkey to Morocco and Azerbaijan, Armenia, and the Republic of Georgia for Uncle Jimmo, until he returns. He will. I know him.

BUT, the cores of the planets I called are already mine, as well as the mantle and crust. And Mountain View is in the US, which I claimed, so.....

By the way, once everything is claimed, do we get to wage war?

Maybe on a risk board with theoreticals. Why waste the life and the land?

In any case, I claim at least 35% of all the places in which Mountain Dew is made. I want control of the Mountain Dew. Not the countries. Just the factories, or whatever. If that's okay with the people who own those countries.

I claim the Andromeda galaxy, which has plenty of stars, so I can produce my own sunlight.