awesometurtles
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Blurb
"Please keep my lawyer bored."
Dammit Blake, quit ruining my fun.
Fine.
Turtles are awesome.
Usually.
Or are ponies better?
Probably.
Why are you reading this again?
You want to know something useful about me?
That option died earlier.
But here's something for your amusement.
There once was a man from Peru.
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He awoke with a fright.
In the middle of the night.
To find there was a dead cow laying next to him.
...I'm no good with poetry.
Dammit Blake, quit ruining my fun.
Fine.
Turtles are awesome.
Usually.
Or are ponies better?
Probably.
Why are you reading this again?
You want to know something useful about me?
That option died earlier.
But here's something for your amusement.
There once was a man from Peru.
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He awoke with a fright.
In the middle of the night.
To find there was a dead cow laying next to him.
...I'm no good with poetry.
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